Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol. 

-"Airplane"

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing ]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
-"Airplane"

 

 French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Ah!  You didn't give up on me and decided to continue your journey through this *sometimes* rambling mind of mine!  Have I told you lately that I love you?  On to the movie! *Marches* Tally ho...

 

Alright, here you are. My current (Longtime, actually) favorite thing in the world to talk about is, "The Blues Brothers"!  I can just hear the rest of the Council groaning now...

  "Oh. My. God.  I refuse to even pretend to listen (read?) the delirious ranting.  How many times has she gone on about this. Stupid. Film."

 

Fear not, however!  Hey, I just downloaded some mp3 clips from the movie, really great lines (Email me if you want some) and I'm wearing my House of Blues shirt today, you knew it was coming.  I've got the CD playing. XD...  You can never hear enough about this awesome movie. Haven't seen it? Rent it. You know, that little place down the road that specializes in crappy old movies?  They'll have it for sure.

 

"The Blues Brothers"

 

Plot Summary:

 

After the release of "Joliet" Jake Blues (Played by John Belushi) from prison, he and brother Elwood (Dan Aykroyd) go to visit the old home where they were raised by nuns. They learn the church stopped it's support of the place and will sell it to the education authority. The only way to keep it open is if the $5000 tax on the property is paid within 11 days. The brothers want to help and decide to put their blues band back together to raise the money by staging a big gig. As they set off on their "mission from god" they seem to make more enemies along the way. Will they manage to come up with the money in time?

 

That is a painfully short summary, yes, and doesn't do this classic, hilarious movie much justice at all, but what can? An old cult classic, and a truly great movie, it never gets old.  EVER.  No matter what Luna might say.  Every single scene contains great, clever humor, an exciting car chase, or some great music; most even contain all of the above.  There are also more big names in music in it than most big Hollywood movies contain big actors. The soundtrack, even though it's twenty-four years old, it never gets "old". I doubt there exists a movie with more great music at all. Pretty much anyone should watch this, even if you're not into 80's movies. You should definitely give it a chance, if you have even a casual interest in any of the following: blues music, car chases, cool humor and just general coolness. I'd recommend anybody to at least check it out, because, c'mon, you can never have too much laughter in your life. 

Ahoy, there!  Welcome to Neptune's page.  Before you read anything at all, though, please be aware that I am begging you to bear with me in advance.  Any grammatical and or spelling, sentence structure, etc. mistakes are bound to happen. "Wahetvr" is, indeed, meant to be "Whatever," and I will try very hard not to embarrass myself and the rest of the cyber world with all my mistakes.  And now I'm wondering if I spelled "embarrass" right.  Ugh.  I did get A's in spelling in elementary school, I swear.  No joke, really.  Ah, well.

 

Anyway. Speaking of, I have to rant about my favorite movie.  Well, I can't say speaking of, because there really isn't any connection. Between spelling and my movie, I mean.  Well anyway, head on over to the pretty box below this one and read about the slight obsessions of me.  Neptune.  A.K.A. Jester, Sarah, "Hey you!", that Tall Girl, etc. Voila.  (There's a story concerning Luna and me about that word, "Voila", but I'll save it for another time. Teehee.)